Introducing: Bruno, die Zimmerpalme

Damit bin ich jetzt nicht mehr das einzige Leben in meinem Zimmer. Oje, wie traurig...

Learning English, Part I

Dear diary,

Today I found out that it takes exactly 27 minutes and 18 seconds to hear every single profanity ever uttered on the Sopranos. And what can I say? Not only did that information turn me into a fucking enlightened human being, I fucking learned a fucking lot. For fucking life. Cocksuckers.